Jam Monster E-Liquid - Apple Jam
The underbrush crackled as it passed with a shudder,
Hands weighed with hot toast, grip slipping from butter.
It covered its tracks as well as it could,
But the hunters were too good as they trailed through the woods.
They stopped their dogs here and stopped them down there
As they're copping fallen cotton and give a sniff to the air.
Finally, they found it holding jam to hide away,
Hoping to preserve preserves preserved for another day.
It raised its hands with a snap, the hunters’ guns did the same.
It closed its eyes as hunters open fire and let it rain.
The monster let loose a breath—it wasn’t dead yet,
Though the bullets came as close as bullets may get.
It looked back with a turn and much to its dismay,
A paintball portrait! Message says, “Happy Birthday!”
(Jake always did hate surprise parties.)
Flavor Profile: Apple | Cinnamon | Jam | Butter | Toast
20 PG / 80 VG Blend
Choose from 0mg (No Nicotine), 3mg, & 6mg nicotine strength.
Available in 100mL Chubby Gorilla unicorn bottles.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This product may contain nicotine and it should always be kept away from children and pets. It is HIGHLY recommended that you shake the bottle well before use.