Jam Monster E-Liquid - Blueberry Jam
In the far away and distant land of Orlando,
There’s a dark place carefully marked “Fresh Juice Co.”
Where they arrange flavor notes more closely than glissando
Like fresh berries, salted dairy, and yes, even toast.
Like mad men, they concoct until even they forgot
What men were meant to do, and what they were not.
Until one lamented day, when measurements went astray
And alarm bells rang as the men ran away.
All stood still—aside from flashing lights
But then, with a thump and a bump in the night,
The Jam Monster emerged, and yelled with a roar,
“Where is my jam and toast!? I want more!”
He trashed the lab and all that was in it
Then dried himself with cotton—it only took a minute
Before he burst through the front door, quick on his feet,
And vanished in the dark as he ran to the street.
The scientists returned, appalled by the scene.
They’d left Jake for a second before hearing him scream.
They entered the building and realized why he escaped
Jake had simply forgotten where he left his vape.
Flavor Profile: Blueberry | Jam | Butter | Toast
20 PG / 80 VG Blend
Choose from 0mg (No Nicotine), 3mg, & 6mg nicotine strength.
Available in 100mL Chubby Gorilla unicorn bottles.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This product may contain nicotine and it should always be kept away from children and pets. It is HIGHLY recommended that you shake the bottle well before use.